a-misguided-walrus:

You can own the Earth and still

All you’ll own is Earth until

You can touch that white man’s butt.

(via abitofwhatisallaround)

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

(Source: fuckyoutubers, via lyriumoverdose)

A man who fights for gold can’t afford to lose to a girl.

(Source: brideoffire, via forensic-dragons)

sailortwerk:

when people try to force me to socialize

(via cypheroftyr)

thebigblackwolfe:

nudiemuse:

youngdopenproud:

Dragon’s Breath fire opal

Holy shit. I’ve never seen one of those before. That is so beautiful.

GO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THESE YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED AT ALL

(via lyriumoverdose)

(via crystalzelda)

ijustgotback:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

momentsofweakness:

wishfulthinkingoutloud:

amaya-krb:

sarcastictoad:

guitargirlwhowritessillysongs:

This girl was secretly a Super like the Incredibles. Her power was Babysitting.

Headcanon Accepted.

I have this headcanon that after they wiped her memory of Jack Jack’s ‘episode’ Rick Dicker decided to train her to become a special babysitter for supers because for all the chaos in the room and how frazzled she was in the end, Kari still kept the situation relatively under control.

#KARI WAS THE FIRST S.H.I.E.L.D AGENT

Kari trained Phil Coulson. That’s why he’s so damn good at handling the Avengers.

(Source: the-disney-words, via buddhaandcoffee)

jazzumon:

katzmatt:

#male bonding

omg

(Source: shitdisco, via sleepyteafish)

parentingatthedisco:

iamtonysexual:

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

I can hear it in his voice too.

(Source: xionsexual, via sleepyteafish)

I’m not crying, it’s just raining from my eyeballs.